liberatingreality:


This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
waterage:

i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

image

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

I felt a tremendous distance between myself and everything real.

-Hunter S. Thompson (via nyckelbe-n)

2o6:

wooo my own picture on my dash :>